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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
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"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."
"When I sing with my headphones in I think, ""Why don't I have a record deal?!""...Then I take them out and I know why."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."
"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."