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Joke of the Day
"Why do you call an angry bear? A grrrrrrrizzly bear"
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"Yeah.. 2 Girls 1 Cup I used to fap to that til I realized it wasn't ice cream."
"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."
"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."
"FYI: hey my wife came home in a terrible mood and I figured I'd read her one of my tweets to cheer her up, turns out that's a bad idea guys"
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"
"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."