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Joke of the Day

"People always talk about starting families... But no one ever talks about finishing what they started."

"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."

"If I were a drug dealer and rapper... ...my stage name would be MC M-Prime."

"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom"

"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."