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Joke of the Day
"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
Next Joke
"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."
"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."
"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."
"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."
"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."
"Dance like you're not the father"
"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""