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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog."

"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"

"Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease. She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"

"My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam. I told her, ""Yeah, it's haram, bae."""

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him."

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"Q: How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day? ... ... A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."