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Joke of the Day
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."
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"Beating up band nerds with witty comebacks *Impales Flutist* ""Must be flute poisoning"" *Bludgeons French Horn Player* ""Am I making you horny?"" *Throws Tuba player off cliff* ""Tu...bad"""
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake."
"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"
"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"
"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."
"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"