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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"

"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"

"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."

"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."

"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."

"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."

"Do you know what the difference is between patronising and condescending? Condescending is where you talk down to someone. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it though."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."

"If a gay guy jumps on your back... do you leave him there, or do you beat him off?"

"My jokes are like those of a twelve year old At least, that's what your mother told me last night"