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Joke of the Day

"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""

"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"

"What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common? They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards."

"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."

"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."

"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."