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Joke of the Day

"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"Hate being fat. Love eating food."

"Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? He was part of doctors without boarders ."

"With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*"

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"

"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"""I have to take a shit, play Stairway To Heaven."" - Radio DJ's"