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Joke of the Day

"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"

"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."

"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"

"Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died? Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen."

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"

"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."

"How does R.Kelly end a joke? Ba dum *piss*"

"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."