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Joke of the Day
"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"
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"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"