88296

Joke of the Day

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"

"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."

"What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit ""I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)""? Scotch tape."

"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."

"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."

"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."