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Joke of the Day
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."
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"What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song? ""Single Bells"""
"I wish I was just like my nose And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run."
"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."
"How do you break up an Arab Bingo game? Yell B-52."
"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"
"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."