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Joke of the Day
"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"
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"""And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?""-- Teen Brian Williams' mother"
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."
"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"
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"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
"Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'"