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Joke of the Day
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
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"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."
"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"
"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"[kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED"
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"
"1998: stop playing pokemon and go outside 2016: stop playing pokemon and come inside"