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Joke of the Day
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"
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"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."
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"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."
"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."
"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"
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