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Joke of the Day
"What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B"
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"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"
"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."
"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."
"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."
"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"
"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."