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Joke of the Day

"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"

"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"How do you get beer from root beer? You pour it in a square glass."

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"

"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse, why don't they call the bride a jockey?"

"If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions."