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Joke of the Day
"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."
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"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."
"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""
"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
"My dad asked me if it's true that if you spend too much time on Reddit, you'll become an idiot ""Kek"", I said."
"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."
"yo mamma so fat she sat on her ipod and made it an ipad"
"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"I could make way more Ayn Rand jokes here, but most of you would be too weak and altruistic to understand them. Let alone profit from them."