20014
Joke of the Day
"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."
Next Joke
"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."
"I can be the man of your dreams... ...if you dream of a man who exposes himself to the elderly on public transport."
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"
"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"
"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"
"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"