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Joke of the Day

"My dad asked me if it's true that if you spend too much time on Reddit, you'll become an idiot ""Kek"", I said."

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"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."
"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."
"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"
"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,"
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"