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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? A funeral"
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"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash."
"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"
"Tonight at the Who concert As the band started up ""You Better You Bet"", the guy next to me stood up to go get a drink. So I asked him - ""Not a fan of their new album?"""
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired."
"I remember the face of every person who doesn't say ""thank you"" when I hold open the door for them."
"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"