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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""

"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"

"My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :("

"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."

"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"A Czech goes for an eye check up The optician shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."