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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. ... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."

"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."

"Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here"

"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."