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Joke of the Day

"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"

"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."

"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"

"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"

"My fortune cookie read ""End of roll. Replace"""