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Joke of the Day

"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"

"I like my coffee like i like my women cold and bitter"

"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched."

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"