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Joke of the Day

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"

"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."

"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."

"What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station."

"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."

"Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet."

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"