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Joke of the Day
"My fortune cookie read ""End of roll. Replace"""
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""
"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""
"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."
"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."
"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"