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Joke of the Day
"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."
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"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"
"I read my horoscope today... It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue..."
"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."
"Dad, i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, im not dad."
"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!"