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Joke of the Day
"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
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"Sikh turban dude"
"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."
"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"
"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."
"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."
"How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures."
"What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47."
"Hard to believe the Cubs last won the World Series 108 years ago. Most of them don't look a day over 30."