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Joke of the Day

"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"

"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."

"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"

"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"

"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""