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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"

"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"

"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"

"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"All my life, I thought air was free... ... until I bought a bag of crisps!"

"Kids React [removed]"

"Now my friends all hate me because I've been keeping my enemies closer."