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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? Some people are against shooting guns."

"Harry Potter is a kind of ""whodunnit"" book series and you-know-whodunnit..."

"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."