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Joke of the Day

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."

"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"

"On Family Guy, why is the Griffen's internet so slow? They only have one meg."

"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"

"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"

"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."