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Joke of the Day

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond"

"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"

"Remember, tomorrow is Good Friday So let's all act like Jesus and get completely hammered."

"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"

"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"