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Joke of the Day

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"

"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."

"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."

"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"

"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."

"Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase."