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Joke of the Day

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!"

"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."

"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("

"the greatest joke of all time. my life"

"My friend called and said, "" on your drive over later please don't forget to bring all the ingredients for the Guacamole "". I said sure, there's only one problem..........I don't avocado."

"So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government. I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners."

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""