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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone let them go down on you"
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"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"
"""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."""
"When people say ""I'm not getting any younger!"" I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned."
"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."
"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."
"What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks I'll show myself out"
"I always say ""goodbye"" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop."
"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"