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Joke of the Day
"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
Next Joke
"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"
"I think elephants are overprotected But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower."
"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""
"Why do graveyards have fences? Cause everyone's dying to get in!"
"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"
"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."