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Joke of the Day
"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"
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"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."
"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"
"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"
"A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender ""I'll have a gin...and tonic."" Bartender says ""OK, but why the pause?"" ""I was born with them."""
"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"