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Joke of the Day
"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"
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"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because youre a joke"
"Judge: The defendant is claiming you're a nazi. Is this true? Lawyer: *flustered* er no fuhrer questions your honour *courtroom gasps*"
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
"What do you call a doctor who is always available? An oncallogist."
"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"
"I go hours without using the restroom just so I can let out a huge orgasmic moan when I start to pee & scare other women in the ladies room."
"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""
"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"
"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."