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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular Internet meme in China? Ayy lMao"

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"Chuck Norris just says ""no"" to drugs. If he said ""yes"", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."

"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."

"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"

"I lost 130 pounds of useless fat! Divorce is great!"

"Do you like raisin bran? Well, it's a good thing you adopted him then, but don't be surprised if he turns out to be a cereal killer..."

"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."

"If your middle initial is V, I bet you constantly get mistaken for a court case."

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."