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Joke of the Day

"If your middle initial is V, I bet you constantly get mistaken for a court case."

"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"

"The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning."

"I've had my phone battery die at a family function. Nothing scares me now."

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."

"Why is it... old people say ""there's no place like home"", yet when you put them in one..."

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"