199911

Joke of the Day

"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."

"It's always I before E Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."

"Silence is Golden, except when coming from children... Then you'd better go check to see what's broken."

"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."

"Stay out of my dreams if you're not going to be there when I open my eyes"

"What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan? No home oh"

"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."

"Why do we sleep? Because we get sleepy."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"

"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."