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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"

"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."

"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."

"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."

"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"

"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."

"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."