199901
Joke of the Day
"Why can't Monday get a girlfriend? Because it always comes to fast"
Next Joke
"Just a typical interview ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't really think that's a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"What was the victim of the car crash wearing? A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is..."
"Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game."
"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."
"Fuck children, robots are the future"
"I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again... Ever since Trig was born, she's been Down to fuck."
"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."