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Joke of the Day
"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
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"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."
"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"
"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""
"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."
"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""
"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."
"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."