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Joke of the Day
"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."
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"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"
"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."
"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"