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Joke of the Day

"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."

"Did you hear Lorraina Babbitt died in LA? She was on the highway and some dick cut her off."

"What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit."

"I think some drugs should be legalized... but cocaine is where I draw the line."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"""I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"" - girls who are mad"

"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."

"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""