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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."
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"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."
"Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums. Reason: arrogance"
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"My bf asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mom saying I don't have to participate."
"What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day"
"Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry? Because of the sand which is there."
"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."
"I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. They sent me a letter saying ""thank you for your 25 cent donation""."
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"