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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."
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"We've updated Skype so you have the latest version... it includes performance improvements and general fixes."
"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."
"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."
"It only took me 20 minutes to get the Christmas tree up this year. It took doctors 6 hours to get it back out again."
"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."