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Joke of the Day
"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."
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"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."
"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."
"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"
"Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders."
"Wife: ""The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."" Husband: ""Which is this?"""
"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."
"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"