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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
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"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."
"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."
"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""
"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"
"last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube."
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone"
"What's the capital of Greece? Athens"
"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."