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Joke of the Day
"Wife: ""The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."" Husband: ""Which is this?"""
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"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."
"hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position. my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child"
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"
"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"
"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"