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Joke of the Day

"What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say? Where is my tractor?"

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"

"It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy."

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""

"What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox? A Viberator"

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"""Pres. Trump, how do you plan to respond to this attack on our soil?"" TRUMP: OK first, I've seen several people call me Tronald Dump online"

"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""